ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

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beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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lordoftheelves:

pros to dating me:

  • there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions

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rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

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top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

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nippled:

the more black u wear the more powerful you look

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sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

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