what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
do you ever just stare at your homework and cry
"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
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